Started on 05 Sep 201323 poems
What exactly is exercise?
No matter how hard I try it the results are not as advertised.
I'm in my bathroom thinking, what do bats do?
It occurred to me, they're vampire shrew.
I wash the dishes
while you play.
Your notes splash,
warm and soapy.
You saw away:
Now - as I
The tale that I shall now relay’s
A simple one, in essence,
It’s said that each dog has its
It's time to buy a hat!
The invitation is on the mat.
This time the millinery,
Went to a bar last night
It was something new.
Had a talk with JIMMY BEAM
and had a round with a
I have a reason to believe in mental telepathy
Its this friend who is sharp, intelligent and
Ah yes…feet up, hard day at the office.
Big mugga tay, broadsheet of the middle-classes laid out on
I’m just sitting here looking at you,
And that big bake on ye,
And I get to thinking that your
He stands there, bold as brass, all puffed up and self-important.
Full of shite of
Endless frittering of an afternoon,
Misspent middle age, maybe, yes,
Trawling, trawling, trawling,
Jay swiss nay a Ballymena.
Jay hhhhabit an mayson, dans la campanya, pray de set bell veel.
We met among old friends,
In the church-hall.
I saw you there, just ahead of me, dishing out the
A mine it well,
The lunch time bell,
That pit us on the run,
Tis aft when I am hungered,
An' I'm almost bluttered out,
In mind o' sweet potates glare
Come by ye freekin' eegit,
Come by tay hell,
What a waste of me hard-earned dough,
For a hound
The base are safely in the byre,
The sheep are al' but fed,
The Massey's parked in handbrake
Am blowed if Ah can count them
On the fingers o' a han',
The times a've hid to leg
Honest! If I could afford
A thoroughbred horse
I'd let Charlie train it, of course
And if I were
Double phrases, single words
puns intended; metaphors
synonyms and silly rhymes
Just in case you fancied a squint
I've added a tint
To my car windows.
Only the rear ones,
It's headlined as five hundred
Or a thousand 'conquests'
That silly, famous males boast about,
Listen mate!...So you're going grey
And everyone wants to copy your locks,
What about yours truly,